Don’t worry! I’m not going to criticize the entire list of his inept nominees. You probably thought the FBI’s most wanted list looked bad, but you’ll be looking at an entire fascist battalion more inept than Putin’s army. And any sane person knows America is in trouble when the only nominee from that “f&^%ing moron” who’s somewhat qualified is Little Marco. This disaster has hit the US because the nominating practice is controlled by Safari Lion-Killer Don Jr. and X-Obsessed Elon Muskrat, and their first (and only?) requirement for a nominee is that every one of them kisses America’s wannabe dictator’s fat butt! No other skills required, just puckering up! (Is that a skill? Narcissus le Grand thinks so…and demands it! And Don Jr. and Elon give him what he wants, of course, because they do it too.)
You now have an ex-wrestling mogul for SecEducation nominee who reportedly arranged the sexual exploitation of minors (no, I haven’t seen any evidence—maybe it died with her husband, poor woman); you have the groping, bear-beheading, and vaccine denying jerk who’s a disgrace to that family with the famous name for HHS Sec nominee; you have another pervert akin to his new boss who paid hush money to a woman he allegedly raped; etc.; etc. (You could have also had yet another pervert who was accused of sex trafficking and statutory rape for Attorney General, but amazingly that crossed the line with enough of the Fascist Party of America’s senators to already nix that nomination.)
Hogsbreath from Fox Spews (and you know what that network spews!) should be considered a clear and present danger as nominee for SecDef. He promises to fire all those “woke” generals, but provides no list or proof, as well as prohibit combat for all those valiant women warriors who probably can fight a lot better than Hogsbreath, that lowly middle-ranked grunt, ever could, adding yet more proof that women should be running this country, not a bunch of inept and misogynistic perverts like the jackass and his friends. Hogsbreath will most likely cause millions of American deaths as he sends American soldiers to aid the Russians and North Koreans to exterminate the Ukrainians, but maybe he won’t cause as many Americans to die as our fat fuehrer’s healthcare team.
Calling the latter group of idiots his ”healthcare” nominees is a great example of an oxymoron for every English class in America if the students have any time left from studying the Bible (that’s sure to become a federal mandate). The idiots on that team who have medical degrees are complete quacks; those, like their boss-to-be, RFK, Jr., who don’t, offer even more quackery. They should all get acting jobs in AFLAC ads instead of healthcare—quack, quack!—but that insurance company probably doesn’t want to have them around ruining their business. The most famous Mr. Quack, Dr. Oz, who makes that old Wizard look good, is such a loser that he doesn’t even know which state he’s living in (Pennsylvanians had to tell him!). All the others on that healthcare team are equally dangerous, so many Americans will die if they pay any attention to advice or announcements from these incompetent idiots. And you just know that Obamacare, Medicare, and Medicaid are in peril, if only from Elon Musk’s planned heavy-handed slashings to the federal budget. Or, maybe they won’t do so much damage because they’ll all be too busy continuing to kiss their fuehrer’s fat butt? Of course, they could flatter him even more by suggesting that Americans drink disinfectant to cure all their ills?
But I should continue: That fascist Krazy Kash Patel will continue to kiss the jackass’s fat butt as he goes after all those enemies from the “Deep State” (probably by putting them in front of a firing squad, a fate his fat-ass boss deserved for the January 6 failed coup). That assumes Krazy Kash gets past the confirmation process, of course. (He’s likely to have even more problems with some of the FPA’s senators than Gaetz.) While the equally fascist and mentally retarded Tulsi Gabbard has already shown her loyalties to the US are as questionable and those to Putin and Assad are also just as worrying, and Hogsbreath’s statements on Fox Spews as a commentator have shown him to be even more a loser (his way with women confirmed by his mother no less!), get ready for the economic team!
Did you vote for the “f&^%ing moron” because you were worried about paying a bit more for your price-gouged morning cereal or runny eggs with salmonella and carrot juice with e coli? (Of course, the latter might be good to test out that disinfectant cure!) Guess what will hit you and your family after the new economic team does its damage! Trump the Chump wants his damn tariffs! Elon Muskrat wants to slash government spending by two trillion dollars. Etc. Etc. It all spells complete economic chaos and runaway inflation as Americans pay for the tariffs (we’re the stuckees!); their benefits are cut (Elon says we can all eat cake—gee, at least to keep this mutant monkey from jumping up and down, wouldn’t he look better in a powdered wig, his fascist head lined up on the guillotine awaiting that sharp blade to fall?); and other countries; one-time allies and old-time adversaries, tariff us right back in a major worldwide trade war! Welcome to the second Trump term and the economic miracles it will offer us!
This’s all bad news as that “f&^%ing moron” completely fails to make America great again…just like before. (Why would any sane person think this fat ass and brainless fascist bastard ever could make anything great?) Instead, he will make things much worse as he continues his first four years’ demolition of democracy in America. Welcome to the Donald’s Fascist States of America! You’re not genuflecting towards Trump Tower or Mar a Lago? Prepare to be arrested by Krazy Kash!