Ex-SecState Tillerson aptly described Donald Jackass Trump as a “fucking moron” years ago during the orange devil’s first term. He was specifically worried about how incompetent his boss was at handling affairs of state and military matters. Of course, Trump, then and now, claims to be a damn genius about everything.
In version 2.0 of the moron’s reign, the King Donald era, neither he nor any of his appointees are competent. In fact, it’s scary that they are such incompetent morons, some even worse than Narcissus le Grand, if that’s possible. Moreover, the MAGA morons who dominate the Fascist Party of America (FPA) don’t have a monopoly on incompetence. The Dems are incompetent too. They’re all incompetent morons! I decided that today I’d try to be more like a bipartisan observer (or anti-every politician?) and write about all the morons who are destroying our country with their incompetence. If you’re objective, you’ll probably agree with me; if you’re not, I’m sorry to say that you’re part of the problem!
First, tariffs. J. Done-Nothing Vance’s advice is classic ignorance and incompetence (I paraphrase): The way you [i.e. car manufacturers] can avoid tariffs is to build their factories in the US.” OK, maybe this spiritual son of the “fucking moron” means well. (Highly suspect, and there’s a reason his boss isn’t ready to support him for 2028—vain Vance is even more stupid than his boss, which is saying a lot!). Doesn’t this idiot realize that it takes a while to set up factories in the US? You just can’t snap your fascist fingers and make things happen. No one in the FPA is a Harry Potter! You can’t live in a fantasy world. It takes years to build an industrial base, especially considering that American car manufacturers’ already have a very workable system, and in such a system any tariffs will raise the cost of a new car for American consumers by thousands of dollars!
Second, government efficiency. Now, no one’s stupid enough to think that any bureaucracy is perfect. None can be. There are always efficiencies to be had, if only because human beings have different skill sets and work habits. But you can’t give a completely incompetent fascist clown a chainsaw and expect him to fix one of the biggest bureaucracies in the world, the US government. Especially since he can’t even run his own businesses: Four major Tesla recalls, two SpaceX explosions? Shouldn’t he be more worried about his own and his workers’ competence before trying to fix incompetency in government, which he knows absolutely nothing about? Random, mass firings throw away the good with the bad, especially when no sifting is done to determine which is which because the moron doing it can’t be borrowed.
Some other cases would also be laughable if they weren’t so pathetic. Here’s one: Trump putting himself in charge of the Kennedy Center! How dumb is that? Donald Jackass has about as much cultural awareness as a cow pie in a pasture where Secretary Noem is chasing another dog with a gun. No surprise that scheduled performances are cancelling right and left. Of course, one of those, Hamilton, wouldn’t have satisfied the anti-DEI policies of the “fucking moron” and his racist MAGA hordes. Imagine, having black performers on stage. What a concept! But, like for Charlottesville, he might at least admit that there are good people on both sides, although that show’s creator is one of those NYC Puerto Ricans Trump despises from his racist childhood!
Now let’s consider the disorganized Dems who are still so busy licking their wounds that they can’t come up with any plans to counteract the FPA’s chaos and disruption led by Donald Jackass Trump. If we consider that hundred-minute pep rally that pretended to be a serious affair of state, those pink garbs and little lollipop signs (tour guides for all the lost pols?) didn’t impress me as any kind of protest. Shaking a cane at the fucking moron in chief was a nice touch, but wouldn’t it have been better if the Dems had walked out in support of Greene? Better still, when the jackass took the dais, why didn’t the Dems just turn their backs on the orange devil and walk out, refusing to even watch that pathetic SOB’s show filled with exaggerations and outright lies, doublespeak straight out of 1984!
The Dems’ election loss is easy to understand: the handlers of the “fucking moron” hammered major issues—immigration and kitchen-table economics—while the Dems fucked around defending wok issues and Biden’s legacy. By not having a proper primary season, the Dems got a flawed candidate who couldn’t even think of one thing she’d do differently than old Joe. A lot of Dem voters didn’t want another Joe Biden in female power suits! Sorry, Kamala! You tried, but you’re as incompetent (and maybe as complicit?) as those who hid old Joe’s senility until it was too late. Of course, one can always ask: If not Kamala, who? But that’s what a primary is for!
Voters demanded a president who paid attention to kitchen-table issues. Donald Jackass Trump was a good enough snake-oil salesman to eke out a win with his false promises he’s clearly never going to keep. (Ready for those tariffs run up consumers’ costs?) Dems wallowed in the stinking mud of their extreme left idealism and infighting, handing Narcissus le Grand the election (but never a landslide nor mandate as he claims in yet another lie). Maybe the Dems will recover by 2028; maybe not. There’s such a thing as trying to get too many people under their one umbrella. Some may get wet as the Dems’ extreme far left moves everyone else to the right because AOC and her squad are an embarrassment.
Conclusion: Both the Fascist Party of America and the dimwitted Dems have lost their way, the first thinking that Putin and Xi’s methods and policies are just fine for the US, the second floundering with little to no agreement on tactics. Result? Kiss goodbye to the US you once loved. It took over two hundred years to create a country that’s a beacon for democracy and freedom. It’ll take less than a decade to destroy it all! I can already hear the strains of the Dies Irae.