If you consider both the presidential and down-ballot races, they’re all over the board, of course. That’s usually the case for candidates from the Dems and the FPA (the “Fascist Party of America,” what Narcissus le Grand and his cronies have turned the Good Ole Piranhas into). State and local races are often about issues that their voters care about; they might mystify the rest of us. At the presidential level, it’s not clear what’s occurring (the polls often don’t reflect our anecdotal knowledge) and the outcome might be unclear as well. Yet it often seems like most of the FPA’s focus is on attacking cats and women!
J. Done-Nothing Vance’s ill-advised attack on “childless cat ladies” sums up the FPA’s current focus rather nicely, so maybe that’s the writer in him. (Maybe he actually learned something at Yale?—many politicians, especially the failed lawyers, can’t learn much of anything anywhere—but don’t judge his Yale education by his “bestselling” book about his hillbilly childhood: That book undoubtedly was rewritten—or even competely written?—by an accomplished editor or ghostwriter!)
In any case, “childless” insults any woman who, for any reason, hasn’t had children—maybe because they had to have (horrors!) an abortion because they were victims of incest, rape, or an Eli gang like the one at Justice Kavanaugh’s party (or was that at Harvard?. In any case, J. Done-Nothing seems to be implying that the FPA members shouldn’t pay attention to women who aren’t mothers. What a novel form of discrimination, but I suppose in his deranged mind, that’s consistent with his radical pro-life stance.
“Cat,” of course, brings to mind all those awful Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio who eat pussies instead of “grabbing” them like Donald Jackass Trump, an obvious deflection to make voters forget about some MAGA maniacs’ perceptions about what a gourmet meal should be for the FPA’s fascists. (Of course, Trump is so old now that he can’t do anything after he grabs a woman’s genitals, let alone stop a woman who’d like to claw his off.)
“Ladies” reminds us that the FPA disses all women all the time, not just those who aren’t mothers. It’s hard to believe, but it’s much worse than old white far-right SOBs trying to take away women’s reproductive rights: Far-right MAGA maniacs, especially extreme religious Catholic and Evangelical fanatics, have always tried to control their women. They even lament that they were ever allowed to vote. I suspect those old white boys think that “obey” in their mates’ marriage vow means “I must accept that my abusive hubby will always control me.” I’ve always thought that I’d do a lot more than bra-burning if I were a female; emulating those cats, I’d do some slicing and dicing in my mate’s parts if, like Donald Jackass and J. Done-Nothing, he tried to lord it over me and make my life miserable. Debate among spouses is fine; one forcing the other into blind obedience for whatever reason is called slavery. In particular, a man should be respectful and supportive of his wife, not her enslaver.
So J. Done-Nothing’s misogynistic utterance sums up one FPA policy: Turn all women into slaves! (And Trump claims that they’ll be delirously happy with that?) Let’s consider other policies that Donald Jackass and his running mate J. Done-Nothing don’t want to talk about because they’re nothing more than “concepts”:
How they’ll solve the immigration problem? Clearly not by building a wall! Trump the Chump barely mentions this concept now because it’s impractical and always will be. He’s replaced “build a wall” (that Mexico didn’t ever promise to pay for!) with “massive deportaion of illegals.” The latter policy is even more stupid and less practical and will add a lot more to the US debt and Americans’ tax burdens—yes, even the MAGA maniacs’. (That will become even worse with yet another foolish concept, as we’ll soon see.)
And he’s never gotten beyond the “concepts” level on immigration. (He had four years to do it with health care!) In fact, when a bipartisan agreement about immigration was making its way through Congress, he told his FPA slaves there to kill it so he could campaign on the issue of immigration and not give anyone else, especially the Dems, any credit for solving at least a part of the problems associated with that issue.
Tariffs against Chinese imports? This one’s clearly an attack on all Americans, not just childless cat ladies (or cats) in China. American consumers, and those obviously include most MAGA maniacs, will pay a lot for those tariffs, not the Chinese. Um, maybe not Trump’s rich friends who will get even more tax breaks in his second term than in the first, while everyone else, including most of those MAGA hordes, will be paying more taxes because of the imposed tariffs. That’s the way tariffs have worked in the past; every economist worth his salt says that’s how they’ll work now after Trump the Chump imposes them.
Tariffs are bad. The higher the tariffs, the more they will hurt Americans and America’s economy. If that’s the pillar of the wannabe Il Duce’s economicc plan, it’s a recipe for ruining the economy! That “f&^%ibng moron” during his supposedly brilliant sojourn at Wharton should have learned that at least! (Or was he too busy finding a doctor who’d keep him out of Vietnam by lying about his fake bone spurs?)
What can help the economy? Reasonable and controlled immigration! Speaking of the economy’s relationship to cats, let’s return to those poor felines of Springfield: There are many indications that the Haitians, who don’t eat cats and are all there in Springfield legally, are actually helping that small city’s economy a lot. (Don’t believe me. That’s what the locals sat!) That’s generally true across this nation, of course: It’s not just about DEI, folks! Immigrants work hard and contribute a lot to our booming economy. Always have; always well, if given the chance. And that economy will continue to be booming as long as Trump loses in 2024. During the last four years, Biden and Harris have taken the US from the economic disaster caused by Covid and Trump’s previous economic policies to a greatly improved economic situation. Why go back to the old Trump policies of giving tax breaks to his rich friends and exploiting the middle class and poor? It’s not socialism or communism to want to give everyone a decent and fair chance so they have an equal opportunity for success:
That’s called democracy, not fascism! The FPA and Trump want a fascist system where a rich oligarchy rules America. No logical and reasonable person should.