Oh, the hypocrisy!

Many MAGA maniacs are also religious fanatics…and they’re rabid enough to turn any true Christian into an atheist…or make them wonder how much more fiendishly clever the Devil can become in creating human monsters! I’m referring to those hypocrites who claim they’re driven by morality to support Trump the Chump and his MAGA movement, one that should be called the “MASH Movement”: “Make America So Hypocritical!”

Let me start with that crazy scene from a Michael Cohen book: Trump, the supposed savior of America, the incarnation of our Good Lord returned to Earth, is visited in Trump Tower (that ugly monstrosity that’s ruined NYC’s Fifth Avenue for so many years!) by a group of crazy far-right fascist evangelicals who desire to lay hands on him to bless him. (I don’t know if Franklin Graham is among them, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was there.) That’s full-blown hypocrisy, especially considering that the “f&^%ing moron” (ex-SecState Tillerson quote, by the way, not my creation) is a complete germaphobe! I don’t think God keeps religious fanatics’ hands any more germ-free than any other human beings (especially Franklin Graham’s), but who knows? He (our good Lord, not Graham) works in mysterious ways. Or maybe these fanatics just wanted to acknowledge yet another philanderer who’s like so many of their own religious leaders?

Yet another tale about hypocrisy: A Florida representative, Byron Donalds (I believe he once dared throw his hat in the ring to become Speaker of the House and now wants to be in Il Duce’s cabinet or even his Veep choice—by the way, his last name probably needs an apostrophe), has described homosexuality as the Devil’s work (take that, Pope Francis, for defending them a bit!) and wants to reform the nation’s schools, making them more religious and rabidly anti-LGBTQ like he is. I suppose this fascist religious extremist is auditioning to become Il Duce’s SecEducation (as if the one from Trump’s first term wasn’t extreme enough). Maybe Byron wants to try on some Ayatollah garb by making America into an evil Christian theocracy like Iran has done for Islam so American fanatics can go to war with the Muslim world after Stephen Miller sends all the Muslims back to where they came from? In any case, you just know he won’t be teaching the Bill of Rights in the nation’s schools, especially that part about freedom of religion (and that needs to have “freedom from religion” added, especially with all that bigoted blather and twaddle coming from evangelical fanatics).

There are many other examples of hypocrisy, of course, and the Good Ole Piranhas own most of the religious kind. (The current Speaker of the House and the fascist cabal led by Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Green are major hypocrites, for example, but so are those six fascist SCOTUS judges!) And let’s face it: Trump’s the last SOB these people should pick as their new messiah! Nearly everything this “f&^%ing moron” does is immoral! Trump the Chump can dare to compare himself to Mother Theresa, but he’s only a mother-$#@%! He’s broken every traditional commandment (just go down the list!) and a lot of new and logical ones no established religion (read “ancient superstitions”) has yet included. There’s not one moral bone in this psychotic sociopath’s body (that diagnosis comes from a respected panel of mental health professionals, by the way, not me), and nearly every word he mumbles is a lie or worse. Talk about GLOAT! (“Greatest Liar of All Time”!) It’s entirely appropriate that he’s first being tried for election fraud in trying to hide his fooling around with a Playboy playmate and a porn star, the latter when his wife Melania was pregnant. (How can she not divorce the SOB?) They certainly weren’t the first examples of his philandering. (But near the last? All the Viagra in the world won’t help this old agent of the Devil now, even if Franklin Graham blesses it!)

How much farther can America sink into the cesspool of fascism? You just have to look at all those hypocritical Christians who’ll vote for Donald J. Trump, that agent of the Devil come to Earth again! Good Christians out there, any good Americans, for that matter, please heed my message: Do not vote for Trump or his sycophants! Be truly good, not complete hypocrites!