When all the chaos of the 2024 elections ends, one way or the other, a new national award should be created: The US Pinocchio Medal with Donald Jackass Trump’s face sporting a long nose on the front and an American eagle on the back stabbing him in—what else?—his fat butt. That’s the only medal that Narcissus le Grand deserves to have the honor to hand out to his fellow fascists!
His hypocrisy at Arlington made millions of people cringe who saw it, especially American veterans. There was that dufus facing out over all those graves of bold and brave Americans who gave their lives in service to their country. This foolish, ignorant, and sniveling SOB who got a family doctor to say he had bone spurs so this hero to so many MAGA maniacal fools could avoid military service, this habitual cheat, crook, and liar with many thousands of lies including those where he’s called those brave souls at Arlington and elsewhere “losers,” being a complete hypocrite! Of all the lies in his expanding repertoire, this was one of the most insulting.
Many politicians lie, of course, if only by omission. But this wannabe fuehrer of the FSA (the “Fascist States of America,” nominally run by the FPA aka “Fascist Party of America,” although DJT wants to be in charge of everything like his heroes Kim, Putin, and Xi do) is beyond the pale (an old metaphor perhaps inappropriate for this orange idiot with the artificial tan that he’s given himself along with his bleached three-layer fold-over used to cover his encroaching baldness); Narcissus le Grand is the champion of all political liars! From Judas Iscariot and Nero to the present day. Has the Washington Post continued with its tally of his lies? I’ve lost count, so I need that public service from the Post!
Like a lot of political utterances these days, DJT’s lies are designed to be damaging, insulting, and crowd-pleasing, the latter mostly all those MAGA maniacs who either stupid enough to believe the lies, and/or just love repeating them, even though they should know they’re lies but just don’t give a damn. It’s just Trump the Chump after all, doing his stupid schtick, and they’re lovin’ it!
Of course, lying is so easy for this wannabe Hitler. (Say Donald, old Adolph actually volunteered to serve in the German army, so if you want so much to be America’s Hitler, what’s your excuse for not volunteering for US military service?) That “f&^%ing moron” has been doing it his whole miserable life! I suppose we now have to excuse the Donald’s innate inability to not remember facts or getting them wrong by assuming that’s all due to his approaching senility. (He’s now the oldest American presidential candidate ever!) That could also excuse his blatant disobedience of his sage handlers (yeah, I know, “sage” isn’t a word that should be used to describe fascists, but this is called “irony”) who’d like him to forego the insults and speak to policy. Of course, anything that he and they can say about policy is a lie too!
Just remember if Donald Jackass Trump wins the White House again, he’ll have that nuclear football. The last lie from this senile old coot might just be, “It wasn’t me who played with those nasty buttons!” He could become the last surviving human on Earth, dying there in his bomb shelter, but he’d be lying with his last breath on his way to Hell.