Sure, old Joe promised ABC’s David Muir and others he wouldn’t pardon his son, but you just know that the fat fuehrer of the FPA (“Fascist Party of America”) will take part of his planned pogrom of revenge out on Hunter Biden. It’s Narcissus le Grand’s “retribution term” after all!
Old Joe better pardon Hunter fast, in fact. The fascists will soon be knocking at the door! And no sane person would blame an old man for pardoning his only living son!
Of course, there are a lot of insane fascists out there, the orange devil included, who will scream, “Foul!” They don’t give a rat’s ass that their FPA’s leader is a convicted felon and pervert, two-times impeached president, and leader of a failed coup! Their righteous rage will still be turned on Hunter as they use Fox News and other fascist media outlets to spew anti-Biden rhetoric…any member of the family will be in danger, not just Hunter, but the fascist hordes will thinik that he’s the obvious victim to put in front of the firing squad. They won’t enjoy much success, though, if old Joe pardons Hunter before January 20. (But they’ll surely celebrate January 6, so they’ll be all lathered up and ready to go after him)
Trump will have his own pardons. Himself, certainly, if only by seeing the back end of Jack Smith. All of those violent assholes too, those who supported the failed coup on January 6, 2021 and ended up in jail.
Some creeps he can’t pardon, though. He can’t pardon anyone convicted at the state level, not even himself. (His conviction as a pervert in NY state and a possible conviction in Georgia if that case goes forward.) He can’t pardon old Rudy Giuliani convicted in Georgia either, or those tried and convicted in other states where the orange devil tried to overturn the 2020 election results.
But back to old Joe and his son Hunter: Are they talking? Hey Joe, your legacy is already shot to hell! It won’t suffer much additional damage if you give your son a pardon. That “of course” twit David Muir would be stupid to hold you to that promise…of course!
You need to protect Hunter, Joe, from the fascist devils! Led by that “f&^%ing moron,” they’ll be out for blood. Tell those vampires to suck their own by pardoning Hunter! Then wave it in their ugly faces!