Once upon a time—it seems like eons ago now—there was a US political party that claimed to stand for law and order and supporting “the blue.” Its members were called Republicans. Now in 2025, that party has become the Fascist Party of America (FPA). Law and order only matter to a paltry few of its members, and the blue is supported only when they do what the fascists want them to do.
The reason, of course, can be found in the newly elected wannabe fuehrer of the FPA, Donald Jackass Trump, and his Cosa Nostra Cabinet. The FPA under the orange devil, its capo, has become America’s official Cosa Nostra that’s won the approval of a slim majority of stupid American voters who swallowed their lies. J. Dumb-Ass, Hogsbreath, Lil Marco, and other made-mob members in the Cosa Nostra Cabinet now decide which laws to follow and which ones to ignore. The Fourteenth Amendment? Forget about it! Paris Climate Accord? That’s disliked by our friends, the energy oligarchs! Biden’s pardons? The DOJ will find a way around those. Releasing the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers’ leaders to generate justified and righteous wrath from the Capitol Police who were attacked on January 6, 2021? Who cares what those patriots think?
In other words, the laws of the land are now Narcissus le Grand’s illegal executive orders or old laws on the books he and only he as capo can choose to enforce. And many of those old mafioso practices have already begun: The shakedowns, the persecution of enemies, the release of sympathetic and violent criminals, etc., etc. Without old Joe’s preemptive pardons, true patriots and their families would have been “legally” persecuted, jailed, and probably attacked. They still might not avoid Donald Jackass Trump’s wrath as this psychotic sociopath solidifies his Cosa Nostra administration. The only difference with the Italian version is that kiss on each cheek to make a mob member is replaced by the requirement that the made-man or woman kiss capo Donald’s fat butt Hopefully all those MacDs meals will give him a heart attack or stroke and end his reign soon!
I predict that killing someone on Fifth Avenue will be the least of his new crimes. (And that won’t be prosecuted because now the NYC mayor is also kissing his ass!) All the jackass’s criminal charges, including the two convictions for illegal business practices and perverted sexual abuse, will become small potatoes for what this capo will now be able to do. There are no laws left to touch him with the capo and his Cosa Nostra Cabinet in control and SCOTUS giving the jackass complete immunity to prosecution.
Get ready to fight back, America! Your democracy is under attack! None of this stupid blathering that “We’ll work with them if we can”! You can’t work with mafiosos, and that’s what these fascists are! Donald Jackass Trump calls his MAGA movement a revolution? Let’s create our own by standing up to this jackass’s fascist Cosa Nostra!