Orwell called it doublespeak; I call it blatant lying. It seems that the first requirement to qualify as a card-carrying MAGA fascist in the administration of the “fucking moron” or any other cabal of his FPA sycophants (FPA = Fascist Party of America, what used to be the Republican Party) is to be able to lie a lot and with conviction. If all the MAGA liars were Pinocchios, they’d not be called “brown shirts” but the “big brown nose brigade”! (The second “brown” is more appropriate because of you-know-what.)
For example, Cash Patel (there are a lot of Patels, many good ones, in fact, but the name “Cash” goes well with his side hustles that include making taxpayers pay for his girlfriend’s security!), the incompetent and mentally challenged FBI director (a worse one than even Hoover) appointed by Narcissus le Grand lies like his boss; Patel said the Afghan refugees hadn’t been vetted. BS! They were vetted when they were called upon to help Americans in Afghanistan fight the Taliban, when entering the US as refugees by the Biden administration, and then again when getting asylum…like that DC shooter who was granted asylum by none other than the Trump administration lying Patel is part of! There’s absolutely no reason for our wannabe Il Dulce to go after a whole group of thousands of heroic Afghans just because there was one bad apple who was radicalized here in the US because of Trump’s trade policies that have destroyed our economy.
Several administration heavyweights have also stated that the National Guard in DC shouldn’t have been targets because they have no real policing duties. BS again! First, absolutely no one should be a target, but the National Guard in DC might be because Trump, following the fascists’ playbook, wanted them there even though it’s illegal. (If you’re looking for a causal relation for that shooting, it’s our wannabe Il Dulce, who violates the US Constitution by putting military in city streets all over the country!) Second, the National Guard in DC can and do carry out policing in DC. They’ve been deputized to do exactly that! I repeat: They might very well be incompetent because they’ve not been trained for police duties, but they’ve been deputized.
On another note, AG Pam Bondi has told so many lies that she should lose her license to practice law. (Is it only valid in Florida?) The number of her lies could even surpass her boss’s (he has a lot of lipstick on that fat butt, I’m sure), but he has had a full previous term to pad his total number of lies (where he’s told so many lthat the Washington Post stopped counting). The SecTreas lies about the economy (prices are going up everywhere, you dumb fuck!); the SecState lies about diplomacy (Putin’s people obviously created that initial list of points for peace talks, you dumb fuck!); the SecHHS lies about vaccines and autism (and lied to Dr. Cassidy to get appointed right from the start); and the SecDef lies about anything and everything (including the com app he used to brag about the attack on Iran’s reactors as well as the recent war crimes of killing survivors from a first Caribbean attack).
Show me one MAGA fascist in Trump’s administration (okay, maybe RFK Jr. isn’t MAGA, but he is a damn fucking liar!), and I’ll show you a damn fascist liar! That’s the one required quality: Being able to lie to the American people for the boss! (Okay, the second one. The first requirement is to kiss his fat, stinking butt!)
It’s Orwellian. No, that’s not right. It’s worse than Orwellian! We need a sequel to 1984 to describe the two administrations of this “fucking moron” and his MAGA maniacs, all determined to destroy American democracy. Unfortunately, the sequel won’t be fiction but a description of our sad reality as a nation. For America’s 250th birthday, we’ll be celebrating its death!