From the title, you might suspect that this post is a recap of what went on at the FNC—that’s “Fascists National Convention”—but there’s a double meaning. I’ve written enough about Donald Jackass Trump over the years—not much new there, considering that his “unity message” went down in flames—and seeing a few fascist followers supporting similar doctrinal bandages to his rants (the House speaker’s “Please don’t call Kamala Harris the DEI candidate” fell on the FPA members’ deaf ears) provided more comedy (better than that TV show’s, “The Bear,” perhaps, and deserving its own Emmy?) than politics.
To be honest, I did think about creating a summary, but there was so little beyond blather and twaddle at that convention that I didn’t want to waste a post on it. So, that ends the discussion of the first meaning of the title. But being someone who feels a strong obligation to diss that fascist “f^%$ing moron” and all his fascist MAGA maniacal followers, I must post something, right? So, I’ll write about Narcissus le Grand’s VP pick, J. Done-Nothing Vance, the biggest brown-noser among all those MAGA maniacs.
If you were ever wondering why I now call the Republican Party the Fascist Party of America (FPA), you only had to last five seconds looking at what was going on at the RNC—sorry, FNC. The only thing that should matter to you is my conclusion: I’m apprehensive about America’s coming Kristallnacht. The wannabe dictator, America’s pathetic version of Il Duce (he can’t become Hitler, as J. Done-Nothing Vance once said about Donald Jackass Trump, because Narcissus le Grand is just too fat and stupid), already has his Mein Kampf: “Project 2025” describes the FPA’s plan to turn America into a fascist hell much more to the fascist devils’ liking. Who knows whether the “f&^%ing moron” will follow that plan—he can barely read, after all—but it’s not just about him, that poor wounded fascist warrior.
The fascist mafia’s Don’s thirty-nine-year-old VP candidate is supposedly the new face of the FPA. He’s well-qualified, meaning he’s done nothing of note besides diss Trump and then kiss his butt to get elected in Ohio. In a sense, his poor wife (how must she be suffering, or has she asked Melania for advice on how to handle a misogynist ass?) has better fascist creds than this young J. Done-Nothing: She’s clerked for two of the six fascist judges on that SCOTUS fascist junta that’s out to ruin the nation! But I’m not supposed to attack candidates relatives, am I? So, onto her worthless husband.
J. Done-Nothing Vance has come to the fascist dance without any qualifications worth mentioning. To repeat, he won his Senate seat because, even though he once said that the “f&^%ing moron” could become America’s Hitler and that the mafia Don was leading America into a very “dark place” (all very true, to be sure, but the FPA never deals in truth), he then kissed Donald Jackass Trump’s fat butt and all the butts of the Silicon Valley’s fascist CEOs to curry their favor. (These are also real truths, not those “alternate facts” and self-congratulatory and contradictory entries you’ll find in his Hillbilly Elegy, the worst memoir you should never read but was made into an even worse movie that any sane person who saw it will want to forget).
This young J. Done-Nothing will continue to brown-nose and show his due reverence to all the older MAGA fascists, including the Donald, of course. Why do anything worthwhile (Work? Never! But he does look like Alfred E. Neumann, doesn’t he?) if you’re so good at kissing ass? He’ll continue to do that until the FPA’s current fuehrer kicks the bucket and J. Done-Nothing can take over the country, becoming a fascist Stalin to the Donald’s fascist Lenin. (Okay, that metaphor’s a stretch. [Chortle.] Actually, those old commies were also true fascists—not much difference between Stalin and Hitler, if we’re historically honest. And the Donald has no ideology beyond making himself and his family wealthy at the expense of others and the country; Lenin at least pretended to be ideological…and was at least one-hundred times smarter than the FPA candidates.)
J. Done-Nothing Vance will be the perfect fascist leader for America, the man the MAGA maniacs should truly want as dictator-for-life, not that damned has-been who’s now the oldest presidential candidate the country has ever had. Vance is the man who can lead the FPA to its complete destruction of American democracy. Narcissus le Grand tried to organize his very own Kristallnacht (January 6, 2021) and failed. Will we let J. Done-Nothing and the MAGA hordes manage to do it via a second attempt? Time will tell, but I’m not hopeful. We’re still not doing enough to stop it, and that’s so damn scary!