If that birthday card to Epstein wasn’t from the “fucking moron,” I’d be surprised: It reads like Trump, the signature looks like Trump’s, and the drawing of a female torso looks as immature as any schoolyard bully’s. So it must be Trump! As hinted in that birthday greeting from the Pervert-in-Chief (remember, he’s been convicted of—oops! we have to call it lascivious fondling or something equally innocuous, and not use that r-word, as ABC’s George found out!) to the convicted child molester Jeffrey Epstein, both Trump the Skunk and Epstein shared a common interest: Boobs and bimbos. (To be fair, many of their targets, especially Epstein’s, should properly be called victims! What the Donald was convicted of showed that the litigant was too.)
Let’s move the historical clock forward to Narcissus le Grand’s recent firing of that chief DoJ prosecutor. POTUS admitted to firing him, even though Trump had nominated him, because he failed to prosecute New York’s AG and the ex-FBI director! That prosecutor even dared to have the balls to say that there was no “there” there; i.e., he could find nothing to charge the NY AG with, enraging our POTUS, that stable genius. Who was chosen to replace that prosecutor? Yet another boobyish bitch, a mindless missy who looks like a Bondi clone. I guess if a lawyer can’t deliver the goods, Trump at least can admire his replacement’s natural assets?
What Bondi will do about this has yet to be determined. Cat fight at the DoJ to gain the old perverted tomcat’s favor? Or just Bondi losing her mind, one she never had, because her boss has also said that she’s not aggressive enough in going after his political enemies.
Of course, among POTUS’s bimbos, and, as much as I’d like to do so, I can’t forget Turncoat Tulsi. She already lost favor but is desperately trying to claw her way back to being one of the boss’s favorites. And then there’s the pouty and Naughty Noem who’d like to be able to do to illegal immigrants what she did to her dog. She can’t kiss her boss’s ass fast enough to get him to look at her lasciviously. (Why he’d want to is beyond me.)
Because I’m an equal opportunity critic, especially of macho males who can’t keep it in their pants, I can’t give all the glory to Trump’s bimbos: They and his male sycophants are all equally incompetent! Lil Marco tries to do everything and ends up getting nothing more than a brown nose; Cash Patel, the nation’s top cop, acts as if his bosses gave him a lobotomy (probably how everyone acts when working for Trump the Chump?); and that FCC dude should change his name to Tweedle-Dum because he’s Tweedle-Dee’s (i.e., Patel’s) goofy twin; and so forth. Actually, Patel’s FBI and the Secret Service are so incompetent now that you’d think someone would try to assassinate Trump. Oh, right! They did. Twice. The crazies got Charlie Kirk instead, thanks to Patel’s incompetence. Guess who I’d rather lose.
In any case, and forgetting for the moment his incompetent bimbos, with the attacks on free speech (Colbert, Kimmel, and other victims soon to follow, because schoolyard bully Trump the Chump can’t stand any negative criticism!), there’s plenty of evidence gathered to show Trump’s complete incompetence and fascist tendencies. All democratic institutions and people’s rights could be destroyed by the fascist MAGA maniacs as planned for in “Project 2025.” If we don’t have another civil war, you might want to pack your suitcases and prepare to flee those wild MAGA hordes, even if Trump has his bimbos leading them like insane Valkyries masquerading as Lady Godivas. (Eww, what a picture!) At least they’ve proven that fascism isn’t just a man’s sport!