Now that Donald Jackass Trump, J. Done-Nothing Vance, and other high-ranking sycophants in the wannabe fascist fuehrer’s administration have embarrassed the US on the world stage by showing they prefer a real evil dictator, Vladimir Putin, over a courageous freedom fighter, Voldymyr Zelenskyy (the leaders of European democracies didn’t buy that staged ambush in the Oval Office for one moment!), let’s continue to analyze the entire Trump show, namely what atrocities he’s committed and is committing domestically.
Has the Fascist Party of America’s members lost their freakin’ minds? Their poll numbers are plummeting, thanks to Narcissus le Grand’s crazy policies, domestic and international—there’s a lot of buyers’ remorse and rage out there directed at the bloviating bastard with the fat McD’s ass and his hordes of merry fascists! And the “fucking moron” has made things worse by creating DOGE (hey, doesn’t the US Congress have to approve the creation of a new agency or department?) and hands the reins over to that bullshitting billionaire, slimy Elon Muskrat, a racist, an illegal immigrant, and a bigamist who thinks he, like MBS, deserves a harem. This is a man who’s not a citizen, has never been elected to office in the US, and was never vetted by the US Senate (not that they in their current state could ever do a proper job of vetting, as the wannabe Il Duce’s other nominees have shown—every one of them is incompetent!)
Besides wanting to fire the entire government work force—okay, just those who refuse to kiss his boss’s fat butt), what does this South African racist do? He recommends paying for the continuance of the tax breaks and their increases to the one-percenters (making him and his boss even richer, of course) by ending Medicare, Social Security, and Medicaid, the last probably the first to be slashed so the poorest and sickest are rapidly euthanized. But you can bet they’ll go after Social Security and Medicare soon enough as well. How else are they going to pay for all those tax cuts to members of America’s rich oligarchy?
And that slimy Muskrat dares to call Social Security a Ponzi scheme! He has learned his lessons from Putin, of course, a master of doublespeak, broken promises, and outright lies. (Voldymyr was right: Why would any sane person trust that bastard?) Both Trump and Musk owe that to Vladimir Putin, I suppose. Sure, Social Security is a Ponzi scheme; it existed long before that Italian rat Charles Ponzi gave it its name! The difference, folks, is that no one gets hurt with Social Security. It’s intended to just keep plodding along. Sure, adjustments can be made and might even be necessary, but millions depend on Social Security, just like millions depend on Medicare and Medicaid.
The problem Social Security faces is that greedy FPA members, led by the fascists Trump and Musk, see entitlements as pots of gold they want to plunder! To hell with the poor! To hell with the middle class. Aren’t those people there just to make the fascist overlords rich? That’s the only thing they’re good for, right? That’s how fascists think, and guess which party contains most of them now: The Fascist Party of America run by the pirate Hook aka Donald Jackass Trump and his snively right-hand aide (the one who holds a chainsaw), the evil and slimy Smee aka Elon Muskrat. It’s Pirates of the Caribbean on steroids…oh, sorry, Mr. Jackass, I should have said Gulf of America!
Charles Ponzi wasn’t middle class or poor, and his egregious criminal activities were deplorable enough that his name will live in infamy. But he and other fraudsters haven’t done nearly the damage the FPA has done or will do (hell, we’re only a few weeks into Trump’s second term!). So I must correct the slimy Muskrat: The election of Donald Jackass Trump is the biggest damn Ponzi scheme ever, with Trump et al fraudulently stealing even from his own MAGA maniacs!
Okay, let’s call it instead Trump and Musk’s “Reverse Robinhood Scheme” and not a Ponzi scheme. No matter the name. Millions of Americans will suffer! Usually we just throw such fraudsters in jail. When will this country have the courage to do that to the mafia Don and all his sycophants? Let’s put them where they belong! Or, send them all to Moscow where they can spend the rest of their days in that “shithole country” called Russia, that petrol paradise run by the monster Putin, their hero—adding a few more incompetent fascists there could help Ukraine and Europe in their fight against Russian tyranny!