[Note to readers: I thought I’d take a break from my anti-Trump administration crusade — you can’t keep up with all their atrocities! — and write about another pet peeve. As usual, if you don’t agree, okay, but I’ll then consider you part of the problem!]
GMA’s Robin Roberts, always pretending to be a news woman and mostly failing, decides to visit the mountain gorillas in Rwanda (of all people, why does she need to emulate the “big white hunter”?). Idiots get too close to buffaloes in Yosemite (and get gored in the process). Japanese tourists with all their videocams and other fancy cameras illegally climb on the roots of a giant Sequoia redwood tree for all their fiends and relatives to see. These are just some of the stupid things stupid tourists and other idiots do or want to do (those so-called bucket lists). It’s apparently not enough that Narcissus le Grand has ordered the EPA and other federal agencies and departments to attack Mother Nature in all possible ways! Stupid people doing stupid things are bent on doing on committing these crimes against nature as well!
The animals (wild animals, mind you, even ones in zoos molested and persecuted by gawking visitors) just want human beings to leave them alone. Those trees have been there for thousands of years, but they might not survive crazy tourists bent on getting the perfect picture and Donald Jackass Trump’s minions who are bent on killing them. I chewed out that Japanese camera-wielding family group personally—they were violating the law, after all (which might no longer exist with the fascists currently in power?). I couldn’t fly to Rwanda or Yellowstone Park to chew out the other other stupid tourists there, so this post is my only revenge.
And they are all stupid dumb fucks! A tourist falls off the rim of the Grand Canyon? Mother Nature’s justice! A bison gores another tourist? Just deserts! If a big silverback breaks every bone in Robin Roberts’ body, doesn’t she deserve it?
Our constitution surely needs another amendment; let’s call it Mother Nature’s commandment: Thou shalt leave nature alone! We don’t need PETA or the SPCA to tell us that animals have rights too, especially wild animals whose territory is repeatedly invaded by humans who are about as intelligent as pond scum. Maybe our extreme weather events are just Mother Nature’s justifiable paybacks for human stupidity? And maybe we should help Mother Nature out a bit by encouraging wild animals like the great apes to attack stupid tourists like Robin Roberts? The world would surely become a better place!
‘Nough said!