The FPA (that’s the “Fascist Party of America,” what Lincoln’s Republican party has become) have a lot to celebrate: Their wannabe fuehrer, Donald Jackass Trump, survived an assassination attempt; one of his incompetent judicial appointees ignored judicial precedent, something legal scholars are still trying to understand, and gave him a get-out-of-jail-free card that would have put any slob working with classified documents in prison for quite a while if he’d committed the same crime; and everyone celebrated his VP candidate choice even though he’s the least qualified among all the fascist candidates, his only qualification being that he now kisses the ass of that “f&^%ing moron.” That’s a summary of the news from that party in Wisconsin the fascist leaders in the FPA are hosting!
The assassination attempt. One thing is certain: The shooter got exactly the opposite of what he wanted. Instead of effectively getting rid of the garbage, he insured that garbage will probably be president again. Even the Dems are saying that Trump the Chump is a victim, and he proudly appeared with his huge bandage, his “badge of courage” he could never earn honestly like John McCain. Come on folks! This fascist schmuck is only three years younger than Biden, makes verbal gaffes all the time too, and called for violence. He reaped what he sowed, and is certainly no near-martyr for “the cause,” because his only cause is selfish: Make himself the new American fuehrer so he can continue to rape America!
Fascist judges. You can bet the “f&^%ing moron” will be celebrating “his judges,” i.e., those fascists he’s put into black robes. Judge Cannonball isn’t the only one, of course; Alito, Thomas, and four other SCOTUS judges are complete Nazis. Their interpretation of the US Constitution is always designed to support their lord and savior Donald Jackass Trump! He and his willing accomplices, including “Moscow Mitch” McConnell, have mostly destroyed American jurisprudence: Precedent, if inconvenient, goes out the window; “originalism,” however out-of-date that sounds, is only used when convenient too. But Judge Cannonball and many other judges aren’t just fascists—they’re incompetent! They not only don’t understand the law and the US Constitution, that venerable document they’ve sworn to uphold, their judicial pronouncements are so often incorrect that the Founding Fathers are probably screaming, whether from up there or down there, “That’s not what we meant!” Their only excuse is that they’re stupid, and Cannonball is among the most mentally challenged and ill-prepared, according to many legal experts.
The Veep choice. When it comes to ass-kissing, J Dimwit Vance is a true champion. He’s earned his FPA membership card by being more of a psychotic sociopath than his fuehrer. His whirling-dervish morphing from being a critic of Donald Jackass Trump to kissing that slug’s bum is no surprise: That’s what fascist sociopaths do! But qualifications? The fool hasn’t any real experience in governing; he’s not even completed one term in the US Senate. He also can’t even manage his own life, let alone any important government position that might require some skills. Let’s face it (and I hate to say it, because we’re likely to get stuck with the SOB when old man Trump kicks the bucket): Mike Pence was a hundred times better and more concerned for the country than either Trump the Chump or J Dimwit Vance. And Kamala Harris is a thousand times better: Experience as VP, completed terms in the US Senate, and administrative skills learned in the trenches of Californian politics. Like his fuehrer, Vance is a complete loser!
So, that’s the news from the FPA’s irritating convention so far. I expect it will only get worse! Can you bear to continue to watch the fascists’ pomp and circumstance?