Perhaps it’s time to insert a bit of levity into our political discourse? After all, it’s tragi-comical that the orange devil thinks Matt Come-Hither-Girlie Gaetz, Anti-Science RFK Jr., Fox News’s Hogsbreath, and other obvious fascists are qualified nominees. So…let me channel Bill Maher a bit, at least for this post, and have a good laugh at the expense of the “f&^%ing moron”! (Don’t know who that is? Then you’re part of the problem!)
I can’t remember which CNN panelist proposed the idea, but I love what he proposed. Old Joe and Kamala should take heed. After all, anything that might give that old fascist and suspiciously senile Donald Jackass Trump a stroke so that he’ll become more of a mindless zombie than he is now is worthwhile considering! (Yeah, I know: J. Done-Nothing Vance is waiting in the wings just like Stalin awaited Lenin’s demise!)
Here’s the plan: First, Biden resigns. (He’s good for nothing now anyway. Hell, he’s older and more senile than I am…and that’s saying a lot!) Second, Harris as his VP, then inherits that thankless job becomes the forty-seventh US president and the first black woman president. (Yeah, finally we can show Europe that Americans aren’t all misogynist assholes like the Donald and J. Done-Nothing! And take that, you marching neo-Nazi misogynist and racist hordes from Charlotte whom Narcissist le Grand labeled “good people”!) Third, and this is the key part of the plan, Harris pardons Hunter Biden and anyone else whose pardon will royally piss off the Fascist Party of America’s members, especially all those gutless members of Congress who kiss Trump’s fat butt. Fourth, via her executive orders, Harris then makes Trump even angrier by forcing him to waste his time at the beginning of his new term undoing all those new executive orders she puts out…Donald Jackass Trump, the forty-eighth president! Finally, the FPA’s fuehrer and his fascist MAGA maniacal dancing monkeys will justifiably be stuck with all those useless #47 banners and posters and have to spend a lot of money on the #48 ones that the printers will hopefully ruin!
Now that’s what I call a transition plan…one that’s appropriate for a fascist and moronic blowhard! I’ve creatively added to that CNN panelist’s initial conception (I’m a writer; he’s not) so that it does a better job of pissing off all the fascist Americans who stupidly voted for that fat-assed buffoon. (I’m still trying to figure out how to work in all those bibles that were published in China and he wants to hawk. Maybe Franklin Graham, Billy’s bloviating and evil fascist son—after listening to your ads filled with hypocrisy, you agent of the orange devil Trump, let me inform you that my only sin is to wish that all you fascists who use religion for evil purposes go straight to Hell like you deserve—but maybe, just maybe, you sir can have all those bibles embossed with Trump #48 before they’re thrown into landfills with the words “in the orange devil we trust“?)
In any case, America’s new fuehrer deserves all this…and a lot more! He’s a joke and a completely pitiful loser even as a winner! (By the way, the latter just shows how stupid Americans can be!) He’s the Three Stooges all wrapped up in one big bun…but those much more clever fellows weren’t out to destroy American democracy, were they? You are, Mr. Trump! And that’s not funny at all! It’s treason, pure and simple, damn it! You should have gone before a firing squad just for leading your failed coup on January 6, 2021. (I assume they would be better shots than that jerk in Pennsylvania.)