[Note from Steve: Special early wishes for St. Paddy’s Day to all my readers! You don’t have to be an Irish-American like President Biden to enjoy the day. Everyone can be Irish on St. Paddy’s Day. Go to your local pub and quaff some Irish ale, stout, or whiskey and bangers and mash, lamb, or corn beef and cabbage (although that’s more an Irish-American invention). If you’re vegetarian or vegan, have some potato skins or chips with cabbage. Finish everything off with an Irish coffee. Slainte!]
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Are people wondering why all these terrible train disasters are on the rise? The Good Ole Piranhas are gnawing at the flesh of the Biden administration’s officials, Mayor Pete in particular (undoubtedly some homophobia lurking in the background there—I’m surprised MAGA-maniac Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn’t mouthed off!). The Piranhas are good at trotting out conspiracy theories to hide their incompetence—the derailments are at least attacks on red states, don’t you know (Ohio had two)—so I have to compete with a conspiracy theory of my own. (Mine is more based on facts than any of theirs, of course.)
The GOP’s disgraced fuehrer and Supreme Loser Trump le Chump rolled back all regs and controls that had been placed on freight train companies, earning the undying love of their evil CEOs and lobbyists as they put citizens of the US in grave danger. Freight trains span the nation and more often than not transport dangerously volatile and toxic materials. Il Duce ended the regs and controls when he should have done just the opposite. He’s not only the Supreme Loser; he’s incredibly incompetent who’s willing to murder US citizens (the January 6 attempted coup showed both). It’s interesting that he dared to show his face in East Palestine, Ohio. Atonement for his sins? Where was your upside-down Bible, Donald?
So, here’s my conspiracy theory: It took time for everything to go to hell after the tanning-creamed Twit did his dirty deed. Because the starting point for this rash of derailments was the same, though—i.e., his roll-back of the regs and controls—the chaos is coming at us more or less at the same time. Differences in time can be attributed to some companies with recent derailments like Norfolk Southern being more lax and unsafe than others. (Not all Tesla defects show up at the same time either.)
Do you think that Fox News will pick up this conspiracy theory? Are Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity reading this blog? Fox News wankers specialize in featuring conspiracy-theory proponents of the Big Lie of QAnon, after all. They also specialize in protecting Trump le Chump who helped cause all the train derailments! Do we want this “f&^%ing moron” for president again? Murdoch, Carlson, Hannity, and other Fox fascists certainly do!